When is Onion getting commenting?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 11/09/2017 at 13:15 • Filed to: None

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Cuz that shit is gonna be redonks.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:20

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I know, i am champing...CHAMPING at the bit.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 11/09/2017 at 13:20

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This could save Kinja for all of us.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:24

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Can’t wait.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:26

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It’s always had commenting:

Me, to my college roommate, late September 2001: “What’s this in our mailbox? Seriously? The Onion is back again...with a 9/11 issue?!”

Epic publisher is epic. I will never cease to be amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:27

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“Part of maintaining The Onion essence comes with a few feature limitations, but you’re always welcome to join the conversation on Facebook or Twitter”

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/09/2017 at 13:27

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People would lose their damn minds.

WilliamsSW > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:27

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My guess is never, because the comments section on that site would be as bad or worse than YouTube, I think.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:27

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Have you heard of Facebook?

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:27

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Comments would ruin The Onion , so they will likely appear any day now.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 11/09/2017 at 13:27

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I just want to see how many take it seriously.

CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro 11/09/2017 at 13:29

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So ... never?

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/09/2017 at 13:30

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All of them.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 11/09/2017 at 13:31

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CalzoneGolem > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/09/2017 at 13:32

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Why no. Is it a book made out of the skin from people’s faces?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/09/2017 at 13:40

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The comments on Facebook are hilarious. 2% of the people reading the Onion don’t realize it’s satire, and they get savagely beaten down.

Wacko > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/09/2017 at 14:17

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is that something like this.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Wacko 11/09/2017 at 22:28

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The Necronomicon!

Wacko > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/09/2017 at 22:52

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BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > CalzoneGolem 11/10/2017 at 04:49

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I’m predicting it’s going to be 80% butthurt Trump voters shouting ‘Fake News!!!111!!1!1’ into the aether and 20% comparatively rational people saying ‘no shit, it’s the Onion’.

CalzoneGolem > Wacko 11/10/2017 at 08:06

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That’s how I pictured it in my mind.